'Harvest Festival' (S3E7) Quotes: Little Sebastian, Spooky Traffic Lights and Awesome Sauce

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• "Little Horse is a Big Deal"

• Ben: You're like a Ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
  Tom: You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.

• Leslie: But the real coup is over there: Little Sebastian.
  Joan: Are you F****** KIDDING ME?

• Tom: Did you get your breasts done? You look amazing!
  Joan: Yes! Thanks for noticing!

• April: Hey, I love you.
  Andy: Dude, shut up, that is awesome sauce.

• Tom: Wow, that is a shockingly huge mini horse erection.

• Joan: Let's go ahead. Let's get some shots of chipped paint and crying babies. How about some of those spooky traffic lights, ok? You know the drill.

• Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him.

• Leslie: And at no time was any parks department worker quote, feasting on petting zoo animals.