Thursday, December 8, 2011

S4E10 'Citizen Knope' Quotes: Salgur!

Leslie: The key is you have to keep yourself busy or you else you're gonna go crazy. I mean look at me look how busy I am. I'm inventing a new spice called salgur.  It's part salt, part sugar.

Ben: It's a job doing in-house accounting work for an accounting firm.  So, could be pretty interesting.

April: These are the Black Eyed Peas. And I finally killed them.

Ben: Well, calc-u-lator.

Leslie: The fact that Yahtzee is not in the rec center is a tragedy on par with human trafficking.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Catching Up: Nick Offerman Interview, Occupy Pawnee, Amy Poehler Memoir

-The Hollywood Reporter interviewed the very funny Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson. And yes, they do talk about the mustache. Check it out here.

-What if one of Pawnee's parks was taken over by the Occupy movement? Would Leslie be supportive? Or will she be out there pepper spraying people? We may find out soon. 

-Despite the successes of Tina Fey and Mindy Kaling's books, Amy Poehler has no interest in releasing a memoir herself. Bummer.

What's next for Leslie and Ben?

So after a lot of back and forth, Leslie and Ben are finally back together. But what about the no-dating policy? What about Leslie's campaign? Well, there will be consequences, according to Amy Poehler herself: 
"[W]hat is exciting is things just keep moving forward and there are consequences. It's not like every episode is just a reset and everybody is back to normal." (
While we don't know exactly what is going to happen, Amy had this to add:
"Big things are coming and big things are happening," Amy promises. "And if you're a fan of the show, you're gonna be really excited and really surprised!" (
 Gahh... Can't wait! Personally, I really hope they're going to find a way to include Ann and Donna a little more prominently... Check out the rest of the article on

Thursday, November 17, 2011

S4E8 'Smallest Park' Quotes

Photo: NBC
Chris: How big is the park exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.

Andy: A crash course?!?!
April: Yeah, but it's not what you think.

Ron: For what it's worth, I think you would make an incredible brunette. Ron Swanson.

Not a whole lot this week... What were some of your favorite quotes?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Could Amy Poehler Host the Oscars?

Now that Eddie Murphy is no longer hosting the Oscars many people are speculating about who will replace him. The Atlantic is suggesting that the Academy should go with Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. They would be the first married couple to host the show:
[T]hey both have shows to promote so this couldn't hurt. They're certainly more TV people than movie people, but that's OK -- so are Ellen DeGeneres, Jon Stewart, and David Letterman. A little Nichols & May/Burns & Allen routine could be fun. Plus they're both so non-offensive that the Academy would have nothing worry about. [The Atlantic]
We agree!

Friday, November 11, 2011

S4E7: 'The Treaty' Quotes: Sanding Nails, Model UN

Photo: NBC
Ben: I didn't really do model United Nations in high school. Oh wait... I super did.

Leslie: Andy, will you be Iceland?
Andy: The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2
Leslie: How about Japan?
Andy: The bad guys from Karate Kids 2. Even worse. How about Germany? They've never been the bad guys?

Ron: Every three weeks I have to sand down my toe nails. They're too strong for clippers.

Leslie: Ben and I have so much in common. We're amazing friends and friendship is better because friends help you move they drive you to the airport. Boyfriends just love you and marry you.

Donna: You gotta dangle the carrot. Literally and metaphorically.

Lelise: Hey, I'm back. Or as they say in Denmark: I'm back. Most people speak English.

Leslie: They only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.

April: I just wanted to say that I thought it was really cool how everything fell apart in there.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Andy and April's Road Trip Webisodes

After impulsively deciding to go on a road trip across the country, we only got to see April and Andy arrive at the Grand Canyon while none of the action on the road made it into the episode. Well, while NBC deemed road trip antics unsuitable for the actual show, they thought it would be fun to make a few webisodes and post them on You can watch them below:

There's also a behind the scenes 'featurette' which you can watch here (scroll to the bottom).