Leslie: The key is you have to keep yourself busy or you else you're gonna go crazy. I mean look at me look how busy I am. I'm inventing a new spice called salgur. It's part salt, part sugar.
Ben: It's a job doing in-house accounting work for an accounting firm. So, could be pretty interesting.
April: These are the Black Eyed Peas. And I finally killed them.
Ben: Well, calc-u-lator.
Leslie: The fact that Yahtzee is not in the rec center is a tragedy on par with human trafficking.