'Camping' (S3E8) Quotes: Dog Couches, German Muffins, Ketchup and Mustard

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Leslie: We only have one chance to make a second impression.

Knope Grope is Last Hope

April: You can see the stars which I hate. They're creepy.

Chris: We should get together soon. I'd love to catch up.
Ann: Me too. Ketchup and mustard.

Ron: Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga. Except I still get to kill something.

Tom: It's actually a dog couch but it's super comfortable.

Tom: What did Jaz-Z, Li'l Wayne and Drake all have in common?
Jerry: Oh, I know this one. They are all "rappists."

April: The air is too fresh, it's disgusting. I can't breathe.

Ann: [Reading Leslie's dream journal] I married Alf and we're pretty happy.

Jerry: You know, I was 24 when Gail took my virginity.

Ben: Wow, the sky is really beautiful.
Leslie: It's pollution from the Sweetums factory. It's gorgeous. But is it worth the asthma?


Ron: What the fuck is a German muffin?

Paley Center Interviews With Parks and Recreation Cast Now on Hulu!

Check out these brand new interviews that were just added to hulu:

Amy Poehler on Jimmy Fallon: SNL Reunion!

We always love these two together!

'Harvest Festival' (S3E7): Don't Miss The Special Producer's Cut!

NBC released a special producer's cut of last night's "Harvest Festival" episode. Not only are there many extended scenes (about 5 minutes of additional footage) but also alternate and more risque jokes! Check it out below:

'Harvest Festival' (S3E7) Quotes: Little Sebastian, Spooky Traffic Lights and Awesome Sauce

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• "Little Horse is a Big Deal"

• Ben: You're like a Ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
  Tom: You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.

• Leslie: But the real coup is over there: Little Sebastian.
  Joan: Are you F****** KIDDING ME?

• Tom: Did you get your breasts done? You look amazing!
  Joan: Yes! Thanks for noticing!

• April: Hey, I love you.
  Andy: Dude, shut up, that is awesome sauce.

• Tom: Wow, that is a shockingly huge mini horse erection.

• Joan: Let's go ahead. Let's get some shots of chipped paint and crying babies. How about some of those spooky traffic lights, ok? You know the drill.

• Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him.

• Leslie: And at no time was any parks department worker quote, feasting on petting zoo animals.

Parks and Recreation Officially Renewed For a Fourth Season

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This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone considering how much  Parks & Rec's ratings have improved this season but today NBC officially announced that the show has been renewed for a fourth season (along with The Office and Community, as well as 30 Rock which was renewed late last year)! Congrats to the cast and crew. Can't wait for season 4! (TVbytheNumbers.com)

Don't Forget! All New Parks and Recreation 'Harvest Festival' Tonight at 9.30PM

After months of planning and fundraising it's finally time for Harvest Festival! While you're still stuck at work, enjoy these excerpts from tonight's episode:

Rashida Jones: Never Getting Married, Possible Parks and Rec Musical Episode?

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Raishda was just interviewed by E! and shared some of her views on marriage, music and being on the Vanity Fair cover. Unfortunately, there don't seem to be any plans for a Parks and Recreation musical episode at the time but it's fun to just think about it! Ron singing a happy tune? Tom as a bad-ass rapper? Also, Rashida's latest movie, Monogamy opens this Friday! Don't miss it!

Rob Lowe Not Leaving 'Parks and Rec' for 'Two and a Half Men'

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Most of you have probably heard about Charlie Sheen's highly publicized meltdown and how he was subsequently fired from the highly-rated "Two and a Half Men" which airs on CBS. Right after the whole thing went down, Sheen made a comment about Rob Lowe, who plays Chris Traeger on P&R, being a potential replacement.
According to the Huffington Post, however, those rumors are not true. Michael Shur, one of the executive producers for Parks & Rec, quickly denied that Lowe would leave the show. I think it's interesting that there seem to be long-term plans for Lowe to remain on the show. Does that mean he'll move back to Pawnee? Will Ann and Chris rekindle their relationship?
(Huffington Post)

Reminder: Tonight's Episode Will Be a Repeat

In case you were hoping for an all new Parks and Rec tonight, I'm sorry to have to disappoint you. NBC is all repeats tonight. However, they're re-airing one of my favorite episodes from this season called "Flu Season." Also, the show will be back with new episodes next week ("Harvest Festival") and since P&R still has another 10 new episodes left this season, we probably won't see another repeat until the TV season ends in mid-May.

Parks and Recreation Season Finale: May 19th at 10pm!

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This has been a really short season so it doesn't really seem fair that the show will be off the air already again. But I guess this is just the way TV scheduling works. According to TVbytheNumbers.com, the Parks and Rec finale will air on May 19th at 10pm. The unusual time slot is due to the fact that this will be a special hour-long episode plus the show got bumped back by 30 minutes because The Office is also airing an extra long episode.

Chris Pratt on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Last Friday, Chris Pratt, who plays Andy Dwyre on Parks and Rec, stopped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote his movie Take Me Home Tonight. It's a very funny interview and he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman Interviewed by TV Guide Magazine: Key Lime Pies, Popping and Locking

If you've always wondered about Ron Swanson's eyebrows or what Amy Poehler's favorite dance move is, you're in luck!




Also, Nick Offerman is the best guy to work with (according to Amy Poehler). Now it's officially on the interwebs.

'Indianapolis' (S3E6) Quotes: Teriyaki Hairpiece, Angela Lansbury and Portobello Mushrooms

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• Ron: The lady next to me: a bitch. Specifically, my ex-wife Tammy.

• Allergic: For Men

• Jerry: Oh no, way too late. I will be deep into my bath by then.
  Everyone: Ewwww...
  Leslie: Don't let us picture that. 

• Leslie: Tom, I want you to take Ben and make him go to that antihistamine party.

• Name of Andy's new album: April Ludgate Is the Best Ever, Volume 1

• Ann: Leslie, I think Chris is cheating on me.
  Leslie: What?! That lying bastard. Wait, how do you know? 

• Leslie: In high school, they used to call me Angela Lansbury.... But that was because of my haircut. 

• Ron: They just boarded her up like she was some common warehouse. I should have been here. 

• Dude at Bar: What's your name?
  April: Oprah.

• Chris: Ron, would you like some salad?
  Ron: Since I am not a rabbit, no, I don't.

• Ron: What in the devil's name is this?
  Chris: Portobello mushrooms

• Tom: You know what I smell like?
  Ben: A teriyaki hairpiece? 

• Leslie: Another time, a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers and then, when I tried to sit down, he said, "Don't eat anything. Rebecca's coming." And then he broke up with me.

'Stache Yourself - Cuz Ron Says Mustaches Are Awesome

If you're a big admirer of Ron's mustache, you're in luck! NBC now has a 'stache yourself thing which photoshops your face on a mustachioed picture of Ron. You can check it out here. Also, don't miss all the pics from fans of the show. There's nothing sexier than a lady with a mustache.

Amy Poehler on David Letterman

Amy was on David Letterman recently and was hilarious as usual. I especially like her stories about road rage in LA. "Go ahead, sweetheart!" So funny.  Unfortunately, I couldn't find an embed link for the video but check out the full interview here.

Parks and Recreation Returns March 17th!

Unfortunately, February sweeps are over which means that the show won't return until March 17th. The title of that episode is Harvest Festival. I guess we'll find out if the festival is a success...